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Slow Vibes, Good Times Tee

Slow Vibes, Good Times Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Slow Vibes, Good Times Tee

Regular price  $38.99 Sale price  $29.99
Work Smart, Live Slow Tee

Work Smart, Live Slow Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Work Smart, Live Slow Tee

Regular price  $38.99 Sale price  $29.99
Tortoise Dad Plaid Tee

Tortoise Dad Plaid Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Tortoise Dad Plaid Tee

Regular price  $38.99 Sale price  $29.99
Take your time T-Shirt

Take your time T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Take your time T-Shirt

Regular price  $38.99 Sale price  $29.99
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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

We do not ship internationally at this time.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

🐢 Follow Your Package's Journey

Once your order is on its way, tracking information will be provided so you can follow its journey from our shop to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.

U.S. Shipping

No international shipping just yet—our tortoises are staying stateside.

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